Math + English... Will it Blend? (New Word Problem Worksheets!)

Yes, Dad has a Blendtec Total Blender. No, he hasn't tried blending dictionaries, math texts or any other book for that matter. But, there's no doubt that it would. And if you were so inclined, it would most certainly produce a set of word problem worksheets complete with answer keys almost exactly like you can find right here. If you don't believe me, just ask Tom. You should see what this thing will do to golf balls. Or your iPhone. Please keep your hands, feet, children and any other valuables away from the fast moving parts. Link: New Word Problem Worksheets [UPDATE: More worksheets have been added at the link above that include problems with unused facts. These additional worksheets require students to filter out irrelevant information.]